NPD62
08-30-2006, 12:28 PM
Two men waiting at the pearly gates struck up a coversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asked the second.
"I froze to death," said the second. "How about you? How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," said the first man. "I knew my wife was cheating on me, so I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone. Then I ran down to the basemen, but no one was hiding there, either. Then I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a heart attack and died."
The second man shook his head. "That's ironic," he said. "If you had looked in the freezer first, we'd both still be alive." :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I froze to death," said the second. "How about you? How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," said the first man. "I knew my wife was cheating on me, so I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone. Then I ran down to the basemen, but no one was hiding there, either. Then I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a heart attack and died."
The second man shook his head. "That's ironic," he said. "If you had looked in the freezer first, we'd both still be alive." :lol: :lol: :lol: