swatson144
09-19-2006, 07:08 PM
A Loving Husband...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and
told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man
replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and
told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man
replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.