baronsroofing
05-14-2008, 08:01 PM
"I am." Is the shortest sentence in the english language.....
"I do." Is the longest sentence.
Not to mention cruel and unusual punishment.
What's the one thing a man can eat and ruin his life forever? Wedding Cake.
Behind every good man is a woman in complete disbelief.
Behind every good woman is a man hoping his wife doesnt catch him looking.
If a man hears a tree fall in the forest and a woman isnt there.....is he still wrong?
If she puts up with me.... she must be worth keeping.... even tho i aint funny, she still loves me. Funnier yet is i cant imagine why sometimes.
"I do." Is the longest sentence.
Not to mention cruel and unusual punishment.
What's the one thing a man can eat and ruin his life forever? Wedding Cake.
Behind every good man is a woman in complete disbelief.
Behind every good woman is a man hoping his wife doesnt catch him looking.
If a man hears a tree fall in the forest and a woman isnt there.....is he still wrong?
If she puts up with me.... she must be worth keeping.... even tho i aint funny, she still loves me. Funnier yet is i cant imagine why sometimes.