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swatson144
01-29-2009, 10:22 AM
The Blonde & The Snowplow

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
Almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to
her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in
her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She
finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a
Blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.
That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a
snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the
snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not
having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snow
plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted
to know if she was alright as she had been following him for a long
time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy’s advice
to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied
that it was ok with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he
was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.

Mysterious
03-06-2009, 08:52 AM
haha, good one

jamesmartyn
07-14-2009, 06:53 AM
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Mysterious
07-17-2009, 06:33 PM
oh man, hahahaha

Heli_Ebook
07-21-2009, 02:54 AM
Uh..... NO!