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swatson144
04-17-2007, 06:06 AM
http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html

Steve

SinxarKnights
04-17-2007, 06:18 AM
Wow, that thing is very accurate!

The Broker
04-17-2007, 08:09 AM
Very good Steve but I think this might just have had something to do with it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

<FORM method=post name=vito>1. First pick a number between 2 and 9 ....<INPUT name=qnum size=4>


2. Now type the first name of a person you feel attracted to... <INPUT name=first size=15>


3. Type the first color you think of... <INPUT name=qcol size=15>


4. What was the name of your first pet?... <INPUT name=qpet size=15>


5. Now please put down the names of two colleagues or friends ...



<INPUT name=qwork1>

<INPUT name=qwork2>



6. Finally, make a wish...



<TEXTAREA cols=50 name=odpow rows=5>
</TEXTAREA>




<CENTER>

<INPUT name=x onclick=Show() type=button value=Ready!>
</center>
</FORM>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> function Show() {

alert(document.vito.qnum.value + ' is the number of times you should be kicked in the ass because you thought that stupid **** like this actually works, you are probably one of those people that forwards those stupid chain letters to your entire addressbook..');
alert(document.vito.first.value + ' probably does not give a **** about you cuz you waste your time with **** like this.');
alert('The fact that you chose ' +
document.vito.qcol.value + ' does not mean a **** thing. After all, it is just a color.');
alert(document.vito.qpet.value + ' is dead.');
alert(document.vito.qwork1.value + ' and ' + document.vito.qwork2.value + ' are probably really ashamed that they know you personally.');
alert('Oh yeah, that stupid ass wish of yours? *** ' + document.vito.odpow.value + '*** HAHAHA!! *** It will NEVER happen.');
alert('now get back to work');

}

</SCRIPT>

cmaxim
04-24-2007, 08:59 PM
Good one Steve ! This quiz can make me feel so dump....... :evil: :evil: :evil: But it made me laugh for awhile.
Chinda